Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: Soldier-shaming

[(Anonymous)]

I am with you and would like to suggest that Steve conveniently find a pile of these photos in a Hydra nest somewhere. I would also like to suggest that in some of them - perhaps with the particularly ridiculous and heartbreaker signs - Bucky is smiling - either because he's been told to do so or because the handlers around him are smiling and he's mirroring them since this is something where people are paying attention to him without hurting him and he'd like it to continue.

"I collect my targets' ears."

"I kicked Murphy in the face when getting my toenails cut."

"I cry during enemas."

"I can't tell the difference between a houseplant and a salad bar." (Like with the napkins, I have such a weird thing for the WS unwittingly eating gross or non-food items - it's just so desperately pathetic).

Re: Soldier-shaming

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Great job