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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm

Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Re: FILL: [Humans as Gods] con't

(Anonymous) 2016-01-25 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This is hilarious and adorable! I love how unimpressed they both are with the guards, like the Winter Soldier's judgmental face at the "Call Me Maybe" ring tone and Steve wondering if they were brought in by an evil temp agency.

[H]e wasn’t sure whether to thank the leftover serum in his veins or his appetite for cock. Steve, asking the important questions.

Wonderful.

Re: FILL: [Humans as Gods] con't

(Anonymous) 2016-01-25 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The guards are just so profoundly outmatched by Steve + Winter Soldier, and they're so puffed up in their own evil egos that they don't even realize it. I just imagine GOB from Arrested Development going: "I've made a huge mistake" at like five different points in this story.

:D