Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

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Okay, kids, you know the drill. Don't be a jerk except to fictional characters. Warn if you want, but read at your own risk, because hydratrashmeme is about as far from a safe space as you can get. Garbage we like: noncon, whump, aftermath, violence, mind control, inappropriate uses of Bucky Barnes' metal arm, bad guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves. Garbage you should find a different trashcan for: a/b/o, D/s-verse, soulbonds, mundane AUs, OOC evil!good guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves, rotting leftovers dressed up as a romantic gourmet meal. Nothing wrong with 'em, but this isn't the crowd you should be pitching to if you're trying to sell Brock Rumlow as anything but a human dumpster fire.

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Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

Either! Both! I mean, I guess the "taking revenge on a captured archenemy" scenario leans more heavily on the public humiliation--no way is that going to be totally impersonal. But random opportunistic Hydra goons carrying on mundane conversations while they use him at both ends, talking over him like he's not even there? I am into that. I am very into that.

Like, go wherever you want with it! I'm easy for pretty much any variation on this kink. But I think I was picturing both: dehumanization/objectification on the part of all the random strangers stopping by for a fuck, deeply personal humiliation on the part of whoever orchestrated it. Extra-super bonus if Steve's squeaky-clean wholesome Captain America image is what made them choose this in particular.

Think I'd prefer it to be really happening, even if it runs on outrageous porn logic (public-use gang rape smut and hard-hitting realism make for awkward bedfellows, after all). But I definitely would not object to a fantasy version. Steve jerking it to nasty shit is a trash-party classic.

Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

Gotcha. (Yah I lean a little more on the impersonal objectification side, although I love all variations.)

I asked about the fantasy thing mostly because a realistic non-fantasy scenario would probably have to involve HYDRA victory, which I'm not personally a big fan of. But hey, outrageous porn logic totally works. :)

mini fill Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

Here's the "impersonal" side of things. :) Let's hope someone does the humiliation side! :D??

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"Hey, Mike!" There a knock on his cubicle wall. "It's Friday!" Mike looked up from his data processing. It was Frank, his cubicle neighbor, dressed in a relaxed polo with a big smile on his face. "Wanna take a work break?"

Mike frowned at the numbers on his screen. "Just a sec, the charts are turning out wonky..."

"Mi~ike..." Frank groaned theatrically. "Come *on.* We gotta get there before the lunchtime rush."

"All right, fine." Mike made a final change and then set the computer to run the process. He has to admit: HYDRA has a way of incentivizing its employees. Sure, there's the free lunch and the specialized gym and the ping pong table, but on Fridays... well, there's the Friday Slut.

Usually a different one each time, just parked in the handicap stall of the bathroom. Mike really appreciated how well thought out the whole thing was -- it was a good way to repurpose an otherwise useless space, it's a good way to start the weekend, and they go to a lot of effort making it a good experience for everyone. It's nice to work for a place with such good management.

There was a bit of a line outside the bathroom. "Ugh, what's with this line? What are they doing in there, putting on make-up?" Mike bit back a laugh: Frank can be pretty funny sometimes.

A guy walking out with his pants still partially unzipped said, "oh man, it's worth it -- you get to fuck Captain America. Tight as a virgin."

Frank shrugged. "Guess it might be worth the wait." He made a face. "I don't usually fuck guys, though. Why couldn't they have brought a girl? I really liked 'Black Widow' last week."

Mike didn't think the girl they got looked that much like the Black Widow, what with the hasty dye job and the wrong eye color, but what she lacked in verisimilitude, she made up for in enthusiasm. It was the first time he got to try anal, and ... wow, it's so different. And it's something that he's never going to convince Kim to try with him.

Anyway, they show the door guard their up-to-date STD check results (paid for by the company, and easy as getting a flu shot), and soon there were only 8 guys ahead of them. Then 3 decide to go in at the same time, so then they were down to 5.

"So why does HYDRA always like doing these role-play things?" Mike asked Frank, who's been with the group since his frat days, and has a lot more experience.

Frank shrugged. "It's fun. Don't tell me you haven't jerked off to celebrities before. Plus -- it helps protect the anonymity of the slut, *and*..." he winked. "Y'gotta admit it's kind of fun, defiling a national icon."

Mike had to agree with that. He wondered how HYDRA'd set this up, though. Sometimes the slut is in full costume. Sometimes they're in some weird porno version. Management really liked to change it up -- one week they had "Pepper Potts" in fuzzy pink handcuffs, and another week it was a different "Mistress Potts" wielding said handcuffs. And sometimes, the slut gets *really* freaky, like gimp suits and robot arms and shit. Mike bounced on his feet. Oh man, he can't wait. Will "Captain America" be wearing his WWII uniform or his current SHIELD one?

Finally, it was their turn.

This "Captain America" is... well, a bit on the freaky side. Under the Captain America helmet, his head seemed to be enclosed in a heavy leather hood, and his arms and legs were held down with heavy restraints. He's mostly naked, the remnants of his WWII spandex costume hanging around his shoulders and ankles. Scrawled across his back are the words "America's fucktoy," and there were a bunch of tally marks and other sharpie marks all across his body.

"That's not *really* Captain America, is it?" The guy looked buff enough, and the restraints locking him in place look like they were designed to hold a rampaging elephant.

Frank shot him a look. "Naw. I've seen him give a speech -- the guy's probably never kissed anyone, much less want it in the ass like this slut here." He slapped "Captain America" on said ass, and a trickle of come seeped out from behind the butt plug.

Frank made a face. "Ick, the last guys forgot to clean up." He pulled out the plug, and sure enough, the guy's ass was full of come. Frank makes some tutting noises as he grabs the nearby hole cleaning brush and jabs it in to give the hole a good scrub. "Captain America" jerks his butt in response. "You like that, eh, slut?" Frank gives the guy's hole another jab and slaps the guy's balls for good measure. "Man, I wish this were really Captain America. It'd be fun, fucking his virgin ass."

Meanwhile, Mike investigated "Cap"s other hole. It turned out that the hood had a convenient mouth hole with a stopper in it. Easy to remove and put back in without fussing with straps behind the head -- the management's definitely thought of everything. He takes it off and lets it dangle on its chain. Hm... "Captain America" seems be wearing a spider gag to keep his mouth open. Ugh. Spider gags are no fun because it means his dick's not going to get as much lip and tongue attention. Mike peered into the guy's mouth. "Ick, they didn't clean up here, either." He wished he remembered the badges of the guys in line before him -- this is the sort of behavior that should be reported to HR.

Frank only grunted in response as he thrust himself into "Captain America"s ass.

Oh well. Mike shrugged. A mouth is a mouth, and his data processes are probably still running. He grabs the nearby wet towel and wipes down Cap's mouth a bit, then stuffs his cock in.

He starts out only half hard, and the guy doesn't do jack shit with his tongue, but Frank's thrusts set a good rhythm and soon Mike was fucking Captain America's mouth. Not that he's a fag or anything, but he's wanted to do this since he was a kid. They learned about Cap in 5th grade, and there's something about Cap's genuine doofy smile on page 397 of the textbook that just made him want to wipe that smile off his face. Scribble all over it. Mess it up.

Keeping his dick in Cap's mouth, Mike leaned over and grabbed a nearby sharpie. He carefully drew a cartoonish mustache on Captain America's face and laughed as he grabbed Cap by the helmet and resumed fucking. It's like what Frank said -- it's pretty fun to defile a national icon.

Re: mini fill Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

Just um... imagine Rumlow checking badges at the door and chuckling to himself, while Pierce is setting aside time after work to watch the video stream from the stall while jerking off.

Re: mini fill Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

The hole cleaning brush, oh dear. Also, the thought that Hydra has an HR department gives me life.

Re: mini fill Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

Easiest way to scrub it out! HYDRA has very considerate management.

And who else are you going to report to when someone in your department seems a bit ... degenerate? (Also: they handle putting those cyanide pills in people's tooths and handle HYDRA's complex benefits package. Everyone gets life insurance but there's no exit interviews because... well, there's that cyanide pill, right?)

Re: mini fill Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

This is lusciously evil.

Re: mini fill Re: *bangs fist on table* PUBLIC USE

[(Anonymous)]

:D!!! *discreetly hides porn folder of early Mayonnaise manga*