Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

[trashmod]

Okay, kids, you know the drill. Don't be a jerk except to fictional characters. Warn if you want, but read at your own risk, because hydratrashmeme is about as far from a safe space as you can get. Garbage we like: noncon, whump, aftermath, violence, mind control, inappropriate uses of Bucky Barnes' metal arm, bad guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves. Garbage you should find a different trashcan for: a/b/o, D/s-verse, soulbonds, mundane AUs, OOC evil!good guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves, rotting leftovers dressed up as a romantic gourmet meal. Nothing wrong with 'em, but this isn't the crowd you should be pitching to if you're trying to sell Brock Rumlow as anything but a human dumpster fire.

Link your fills on the fill post, post unprompted fills as replies to a header comment so the wall o' text is collapsible, and let me know if you're interested in helping out with the Pinboard archive.

[Rules in full] [Round 1] [Round 2] [Round 3] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by greenkirtle)] [Round 4 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]

All prompts or fills that contain Infinity War spoilers must go on the Infinity War spoiler post until May 26th. Spoilers in the main dumpsters will be deleted.

Round 4 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 5.

Comments

Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

Ass meet tabletop christmas tree, complete with star (or angel)

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

I really hope someone else fills this for you in the meantime, but I don't know whether to thank your or cry; this Jew-baby learned the twelve days of Christmas song last night in order to write a trash remix, because all i could think was;

"On the first day of Christmas Pierce gave to me; the Asset and a tiny tree."

So, 11 other days of Christmas-season themed trash shall follow :L I know traditionally the twelve days are the 25th of December until the 6th of January, but I'll be posting the first part like an advent calendar on 14th of December, with the final one on Christmas day.

Hopefully someone else fills just the Christmas tree part in the meantime so you don't have to wait three weeks! ^.^

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

OP
that sounds great! I look forward to it.

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know the text to the original song, so I feel that if the trash version becomes a thing I'll only know that one... Family meetings might as well turn out a little different this year :'D

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

I totally wasn't inspired by you, ahem ahem, look...I just tried...

http://alveyandthechipmunks.tumblr.com/post/154259835887/a-hydra-carol

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

OP

hehe, it's great!

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

Day 1 of 12. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8852758 Real life punched me in the dick there so I may rewrite it at the weekend, I just wanted to make sure I had the first fill posted

Re: Fucking the asset with a christmas tree

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Fabulous! It even got to keep the tree!