Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

[trashmod]

Okay, kids, you know the drill. Don't be a jerk except to fictional characters. Warn if you want, but read at your own risk, because hydratrashmeme is about as far from a safe space as you can get. Garbage we like: noncon, whump, aftermath, violence, mind control, inappropriate uses of Bucky Barnes' metal arm, bad guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves. Garbage you should find a different trashcan for: a/b/o, D/s-verse, soulbonds, mundane AUs, OOC evil!good guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves, rotting leftovers dressed up as a romantic gourmet meal. Nothing wrong with 'em, but this isn't the crowd you should be pitching to if you're trying to sell Brock Rumlow as anything but a human dumpster fire.

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All prompts or fills that contain Infinity War spoilers must go on the Infinity War spoiler post until May 26th. Spoilers in the main dumpsters will be deleted.

Round 4 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 5.

Comments

Re: The Asset as a trash can

[(Anonymous)]

ohonhonhon yesss

(also, banana peels)

Re: The Asset as a trash can

[(Anonymous)]

(OP) I am fucking loving the idea of Asset as ash-tray... guys tapping out their cigarettes in his open mouth and punishing him if he chokes because he's not allowed to make noise... putting them out in a rush on his skin so they can pull out their weapons... and all manner of filthy things stuffed up inside him until he can't move without feeling trash jostle and crinkle and squish inside him... He doesn't understand why he feels shame, he shouldn't be malfunctioning this way, its not in his programming. But this isn't in his programming either and it's not in the protocol.

Unnnnh just the image of the Asset with his ass jam-packed so full the guys literally can't shove any more trash inside, maybe so much that they need to figure out some clever ways to remove all of it once the mission is over... Everyone name-calling and talking about how disgusting it is... no one will fuck him because who would want to fuck a dumpster, it's not good enough for dick after all of this...

Omg the new guy always gets stuck with the chore to "take out the trash"

Re: The Asset as a trash can

[(Anonymous)]

haha. I was imagining the tech being stuck with trash removal, but lol telling the new guy he's on trash duty...

Re: The Asset as a trash can

[(Anonymous)]

The new guy is on trash duty...

*slams button* YES.

And no one tells him how to do it.
(perhaps they "forget" to mention the Asset is the trah can, so he's quite confused when the Soldier keeps following him while he tries to find that non existent trash can that needs to be emptied.)

Re: The Asset as a trash can

[(Anonymous)]

(OP) YOU ALL KEEP MAKING THIS EVEN BETTER. Some new guy totally confused, he's supposed to take out the trash but all the guys just laugh whenever he asks them where it is. The Asset keeps trailing after him and it's really fucking unnerving. He's avoiding eye contact because the Asset is fucking creepy. Finally someone fills him in and he's so grossed out.