hydratrashmeme | Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

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I just have this idea of a hydra agent tied up to a chair after being captured by the avengers -read:all the avengers, most importantly Steve, Tony, Sam and Natasha- they’re waiting for him to spit some important information, but the guy is tight-lipped as it comes, and in strides Bucky, who was otherwise occupied securing the perimeter or whatever, and seeing him just breaks the dam, a total flood, the biblical kind, except, he’s not exactly spilling the data they’re looking for, he’s afraid of the winter soldier, so he panics, because he actually HAS some trashy past with said winter soldier, which Bucky was blissfuly unaware of up until now, which the agent doesn’t know, he figures Bucky knows and wants to make him pay-dearly- to the last dim for every gory details, thus on and on and on he sarts babbling and *explaing* how it:

"wasn’t what it looked like, it wasn’t really *him* man, you have to understand, Larry had this thing with necrophilia, and well, you have to admit you looked pretty dead when they defroze you, so he took a turn, and Dan, but that was just a blow job, I mean, he loved your dick, shriveled and limp like that, HIS WORDS not mine, christ, I swear to god I didnt get a go until,what, the fitfh time? I didn’t even touch you, just jerking off, honest, I did it because of Mick, he was a new recruit, still blue, still getting his bearings, felt pretty bad when he blew his load on you, t’was working him up, it affected his performance, see? I had to cheer him up, he looked up to me, had to show him there was nothing wrong with what he did, I mean, It was wrong, of course, awful thing, I’m really sorry mate, gotta believe me, but he was just a boy, y’know, it’s what boys do right? You see a sweet lady in the street, you wanna jump that pussy, err, not..in general, not talking about you, I mean, you’re not a girl obviously, too tight for that, hum...okay, so maybe I did more than some self-actualization, but again that was ONE time, and not my idea too! Charlie, we were all high strung from the mission, but poor guy, he was really feeling down, he was being stranded by his wife, they had a huge row the night before, s’what he told me, he needed to vent off a bit, loosen up, I wasn’t gonna leave him alone, it was a quick shag too! In and out, it was over in five, we were on a schedule, there wasn’t time, you didn’t even mind!, we made you feel good, remember...."

Meanwhile, Bucky’s getting greener by the second, Tony’s gone through 47 shades of wtf expressions, Steve’s still processing, digesting, regurgitating, someone else may be having a fit of nervous giggling, there’s a stream of swear words in the background and everyone’s too dumbstruck to react and shut the fuck out of the agent.

I want this to be a crackish fic, and even better, a post cw reunion where’s no issue has been laid off still, they just met in the battle field and fought together and now they haven’t even debriefed, they just crowded this so called prisoner waiting for him to confess a location or names or whatever, and now they’re all just waaay over their heads, especially Bucky which I’m dying to read his thought on the whole situation :)

but of course, artistic liscence and all that, feel free to do whatever you please with the prompt :)

Oooh seconded!

THIRDED.

oh m ygod please

Agh, I can't remember the title but isn't there a fill like this around somewhere? The one with the bugs? It's not cracky but it has that kind of reveal you're looking for.

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