hydratrashmeme | Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

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Murphy does something exceptionally well on a mission and is allowed to take the asset home for 48 hours as a reward. Murphy fundamentally misunderstands what this entails.

He's never been to a trash party, as his superiors were afraid the brutality would send him running to tell Fury. His teammates don't talk about the parties in front of him because they don't want him to tag along and spend the night whining that the lube isn't vegan. As far as Murphy understands, he just gets to spend the weekend hanging out with his cool teammate like back in first grade when he got to take the class teddy bear home. Winter can meet his cats! And they can make vegan black bean brownies together and watch nature documentaries on Netflix and all kinds of best friend things!

The Soldier, who is used to being used immediately and brutally for these types of rewards, is confused and disturbed by Murphy. Why is he dragging it out like this? What's his plan? Does he think he can lure the Soldier into a false sense of security? How do the cats factor in? Maybe he should just get Murphy off now and get it over with.

(If he does make a move on Murphy, Murphy is bewildered and not enthusiastic but also too afraid to say no because Winter could get mad and he's way stronger, and also what if Winter won't want to be his friend anymore? So he just goes along with it and tries not to cry into his tofu scramble in the morning.)

Basically Murphy is having the time of his life and the Soldier is in a state of low-key, constant terror.

Murphy is bewildered and not enthusiastic but also too afraid to say no because Winter could get mad and he's way stronger, and also what if Winter won't want to be his friend anymore? Oh no! I love this. Yes please.

I am totally down for this. It's the miscommunication trope on trashy steroids.

How about confused!virgin!Murphy who is enjoying sex but worried he's not doing it right?

(da) Omg yes, love this

Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

Murphy's Naïveté Unnerves the Soldier

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