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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2018-05-26 03:51 pm

Dumpster #5: We didn't start the trashfire

Welcome to the latest, greatest, scummiest iteration of [community profile] hydratrashmeme. Come on in and please check your sense of shame at the door.

Rules in brief: Don't be a jerk except to fictional characters. Warn if you want, but read at your own risk, because this is emphatically not a safe space. Link your fills on the fill post. Unprompted fills: make a prompt or a header comment and reply to it with the full text. Continuations of fills from earlier rounds: just make sure you link in both places.

What's on-topic: Filthy and perverted twists on all the quality whump served up by Cap: Winter Soldier. Noncon, aftermath, uncomfortably sexualized violence, mind control, inappropriate uses of Bucky Barnes' metal arm, bad guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves.
What's off-topic: a/b/o, D/s-verse, soulbonds, mundane AUs, shippy/romanticized noncon, MCU heroes repurposed into OOC or edgydark delivery vehicles for your fave's suffering. If you've got a prompt for one of those burning a hole in your brain, head on over to [community profile] mcu_trash.

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And Hydra finds a way to make it worse...

(Anonymous) 2020-04-29 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Mayonnaise as lube.

FILL: And Hydra finds a way to make it worse...

(Anonymous) 2020-04-29 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The Base Ran Out of Eggs

-The juice of one lemon
-1 cup food-safe oil, introduced slowly
-Cum
-Salt and pepper, to taste

Combine ingredients. Fuck vigorously until mixture is thoroughly emulsified. If significant time passes and sauce fails to set up, enema the Asset and start over. Do not add oil too quickly. Do not use dank or frozen cum. Do not leave unrefrigerated for over six hours or it may become unstable. Do not add sugar, you fucking heathen.

Blood may impart an acquired metallic taste. Latex may impart a latex taste.

(NONVEGAN) For Hollandaise: in place of oil, sub 4 tbsp. melted butter.

Re: FILL: And Hydra finds a way to make it worse...

(Anonymous) 2020-05-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
is cum vegan?

Re: FILL: And Hydra finds a way to make it worse...

(Anonymous) 2020-05-04 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
OP here: according to google, breastmilk is. So why not?

When in Hydra, to fight animal cruelty, you have to give a fuck.