hydratrashmeme | Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

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Okay so this has been knocking around in my mind for a while. I love objectification fic and object insertion, and, well, this is a trash party so might as well add trash to the mix.

While Hydra boys are out on assignment, they aren't allowed to leave any kind of trace wherever they go. But lots of guys still sneak stuff like protein bars into the field so they don't get hungry. But where are they supposed to leave the dirty wrappers? They don't want to put it in their pockets because it might make them fumble for what they actually need. So they start putting their trash up The Asset's butt.

Itheb it starts to become a total turn on, all the guys getting a kick out of treating the Asset like he's not even an animal, like he's just an object. They bring more and more stuff on missions so they can fill him up even more..... apple cores, soda bottles, etc. He's. or aloud to get rid of it or have it impair his mission. At the end of the day, when they've been picked up and are returning to base in a van, everyone gathers round to see how much trash they managed to fit inside the Asset today.

+most of the guys get off on the objectification and humiliation of it, but some of them genuinely think it's acceptable because the Asset isn't really a person
++the Asset doesn't like the treatment in a visible way, i.e. He tears up or blushes, but most of the guys don't notice and the ones that do ignore it
+++the guys literally call him the "garbage dump" or "trash can"

This is everything I want

oh god yes! can it start with used condoms and condom wrappers?

And (still hot) cigarette butts???

(DA) does this mean the cigarrette ash is in his mouth? (asset as ash tray.... UNF)

... and where do they put them off??

Well, I mean... If they have access to his hole, there's all sorts of sensitive spots right there.

My interest in seeing the asset wince in pain is warring with my desire to have cigarette burn scars all over its body.

Also - oh god, I'm thinking way too much about this - maybe they don't want to shove the stuff in deep with their fingers, so I was thinking... stun baton???

ohonhonhon yesss

(also, banana peels)

(OP) I am fucking loving the idea of Asset as ash-tray... guys tapping out their cigarettes in his open mouth and punishing him if he chokes because he's not allowed to make noise... putting them out in a rush on his skin so they can pull out their weapons... and all manner of filthy things stuffed up inside him until he can't move without feeling trash jostle and crinkle and squish inside him... He doesn't understand why he feels shame, he shouldn't be malfunctioning this way, its not in his programming. But this isn't in his programming either and it's not in the protocol.

Unnnnh just the image of the Asset with his ass jam-packed so full the guys literally can't shove any more trash inside, maybe so much that they need to figure out some clever ways to remove all of it once the mission is over... Everyone name-calling and talking about how disgusting it is... no one will fuck him because who would want to fuck a dumpster, it's not good enough for dick after all of this...

Omg the new guy always gets stuck with the chore to "take out the trash"

haha. I was imagining the tech being stuck with trash removal, but lol telling the new guy he's on trash duty...

The new guy is on trash duty...

*slams button* YES.

And no one tells him how to do it.
(perhaps they "forget" to mention the Asset is the trah can, so he's quite confused when the Soldier keeps following him while he tries to find that non existent trash can that needs to be emptied.)

(OP) YOU ALL KEEP MAKING THIS EVEN BETTER. Some new guy totally confused, he's supposed to take out the trash but all the guys just laugh whenever he asks them where it is. The Asset keeps trailing after him and it's really fucking unnerving. He's avoiding eye contact because the Asset is fucking creepy. Finally someone fills him in and he's so grossed out.

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